You fucking kidding me?

Just found out that in THE building, of all of the infinite number of buildings at the university, I’m in there was found an AG3 gun. I have made my future plans, and other optional plans, and none of them includes getting holes in my body that is not from piercings. I will not have my body raped by bullets from a freakin AG3 in a fucking maniacs hands. Fuck.

Movie of me

According to my best friend and my boyfriend.. This is me. I'm now strongly considering tattooing three balloons on my ass.

How me and my bf got together

So this is a little story of how me and my boyfriend got together, for those of you who might wonder. You probably don't, but I don't care. I'm telling anyways.

I was all alone in the universe. Well, except from the Sun, my best friend. Anyway. I was almost completely alone in the universe.

All alone...

But then one day...

My boyfriends' nickname is Nemo (after the song from Nightwish), but everyone calls him "Fishy".. You know... from the movie "Finding Nemo"

It took some time for him to open up for me...

And some time for me to understand what he really was saying....

Introducing

Hello, little stalkers.

New platform, new beginning. So how do I begin?

Really don't know why I even made this blog. I can be spontaneous if I like. And I liked it today.
Think it has something to do with tumlbr. You see, I do have an all norwegian blog, but the internationalization I found in tumblr kinda got me addicted. After that my old blog seemed so dull. I needed something fresh. New. Inspiring. Weird. I definitely needed something weird. Thus the octopus in the background. There is not much that is weirder than octopuses. I mean. They have a doughnut-shaped brain with their intestines in the middle. So if they get the hiccups they could die. That. Is. Weird. No arguing that.

What kind of words I will put here has not been decided yet. But my ambitions is that the blog will be as weird and interesting as an octopus with the hiccups. Maybe I'll even make some illustrations like this:

This is me btw. Looking totally psycho, but with a touch of braindeadness. A brain dead psycho. This just has to be totally awesome. So stay tuned.