Showing posts with label cartoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cartoon. Show all posts

17/11/2011

Sun's adventure; Regret Pill




You are familiar with the regret pill? Also known as the morning after pill.
You know, the pill women take after unprotected, like Sheldon would say it, coitus.
Or for us common people; sexual intercourse.
Simpler?
Sex. Fuck. Shag. Bang. Riding the Devil to Hell and so forth.


My best friend Sun bought one two months ago. Remembering when she bought one several years ago she went to the desk at the pharmacy, waiting for the other customers to wonder someplace else than right up her butt and nose, but as they would never leave she had to speak her private business so they heard. Then they left. And the woman working there told Sun that those pills were out in the store, next to the painkillers. She mumbled a few unnecessary foul words about how unnecessary the whole situation was while thinking that years ago they kept those type of pills behind the desk.

Having that story in the back of our mind, we can proceed to the REAL story of today.
(I did not experience this. It is all made out of what Sun told me earlier today and I way tell you before the story begins, that my friend can be a bit.. dramatic at times.)


Yet again she had to buy one of those regret pills. And she brought her sister this time.



(You can see Sun's other hairstyles over the years HERE.)

She wandered around in the pharmacy store, looking for the pill, and then noticed a guy. A guy working at the pharmacy. A boy her age, cute one. Or as she put it: a lovely young boy my age.
I know Sun very well, and understand that this is code for "OMG if I did not have the cutest and most wonderful boyfriend ever, I'd hit that!"
So having that in mind, and having in mind what kind of men she likes I have two options on how he may have looked like... So bare with me as this might get a bit schizophrenic when I use two different guys portraying one. Actually.. thinking about it, I'll just make an alternate story further down. You SHOULD read it! ......See it.. Whatever.



Boy one looks like Axel from Kingdom Hearts, a gothic/alternative guy, has silver grey eyes with a touch of ice blue, and a voice soft as pink.














She freaked out, not wanting him to think she was a slut having coitus with guys she don't know all the time and then feed on regret pills. She was so embarrassed she struggled with the payment, and dropped her card. My God, this should've been videotaped!!!!


So to the alternate story:


















As for you who do not know who Sheldon is, I pity you.




04/10/2011

Daddy's golden words 1


My dad says alot of odd stuff. If you think I'm weird, you should meet my parents. I have to write about them some time, but there is just too much, so the point in this post will get lost in all the funness. I just invented a word. Trend it.

Anywho, earlier today when me and my dad watched tv while eating dinner, disney channel was on. We love disney channel. Actually I think he loves it more than I. More than most regular people... More than children. And his favourite show is Phineas and Ferb, and Perry the platypus is his favourite character. So the commercial was on, and there was one commercial about the show. As it was going my dad said:


"So... that platypus, Perry. You know. Like. He is pretty serious all the time. But sometimes when he's at that evil doctor's house.. it sometimes happen that the evil doctor need some help with i.e. hanging up some pictures. So Perry helps the evil doctor decorating and redecorating sometimes... I know it's a cartoon though. But it is kinda. Like. It is a bit... I know it's a cartoon. But it is a bit weird. But I know it's a cartoon though."
-dad





19/09/2011

A hairy situation

Thursday my best friend, Sun, cut her hair yet again.
Only this time not particularly shorter. She is actually trying to save this time. And now she does it with a hairdresser so that whenever she gets the urge to change, the hairdresser can change it without cutting. AND she is now getting back her naturally beautiful brown colour. Hope she'll make it. She has been through changes in hairstyle for every year we've been friends. I don't feel like posting old photos of her without her consent, so I drew it in paint:


Ever since she got short hair she's hated it and wanted it to grow out. But she's mostly got patience like a puppy. None. Therefore it has stayed short. Cut by her own hands, preferably with a kitchen scissor. But she did experiment with bangs and shades of red and shades of purple, with black hair in between, because black is easier to maintain. But now! It is brown yet again. It'll take a few more sessions before it is natural, but I think it is nice already. And she seems happy for now too, so everything good so far.

She did show a tendency to experiment with hair early though. Her hair in 2007 was not exactly supposed to look that way:








Never shall I cut my hair short. A hairdresser cut it shoulder length a couple of years ago and I cried and I cried and I cried when I got home. Never ever EVER!